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Dorothy Parker

I joined this crazy place on 2010-11-19, 3 years ago.

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“The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.” ― Dorothy Parker

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Another botched execution - 1 days ago

The button must have been pushed.

First World Problems - 1 days ago

$300 and all you're gonna do is piss it out. Crass...but true.

Had my first - 1 days ago

Totally expected to read something else. Pete's burgers are good, though!

Attitude - 1 days ago

An attitude is a terrible thing to waste. :)

Dry Cleaner to avoid - 2 days ago

Lmao, Porter!! Mainstays is a Wal-Mart brand, mutton....lol.

Another botched execution - 2 days ago

I understand that people are against the death penalty based on their religious views...but on KU it turns into a "prove you're a [i]real Christian[/i]" dialogue. It gets old when it's on nearly e...

Dry Cleaner to avoid - 2 days ago

Why would you take something that isn't supposed to be dry cleaned, to a dry cleaners?? Why not go to the laundromat and use the big washer yourself? I also love that you named dropped Ralph La...

Another botched execution - 2 days ago

I don't understand why damn near every thread on KU is hijacked into a religious debate. Why do you guys allow it?

Lock Step Right Wing Republicans as viewed from the outside looking in - 2 days ago

[i]. It should also be obvious that the GOP has taken a polarizing stance with this president in the effort of making PBO a one term president. [/i] He's serving his second term now.... But, I w...

Lock Step Right Wing Republicans as viewed from the outside looking in - 2 days ago

Where national elections are concerned, blue won twice in a row. If you don't want blue to win again, you'd better hope the GOP candidate appeals to more than the "dark red" voters. There's a lot of p...

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