Does he pee in the ocean? I mean, logistically would he really take the time to swim back to shore and locate a restroom? I say no. 

Everyone pees in the ocean! The real question is where does he poop? 

Does he pee in the ocean?

Maybe he comes to the green belt and do it in sight of other people. You know there have been a lot of peeing going on in KW lately. lol!! 

He is allowed to pee in the ocean if he is in anyway part fish. All fish do it and the ocean is one big pool potty.


Does he have gills? Not an Aquaman follower. 

Late one night i dropped some acid and went into the ocean pretending to be a dolphin. Aquaman swam by and a long yellow trail followed him. Now i know what it was! 

AquaMan is a Racist:

 

Early one morning after a 3 day binge i strapped a saddle and threw a bridle on Aquaman and rode him to Australia and met up with crocodile Dundee.

Not sure what all we got ourselves into that night

It was like...

The Hangover part 3 

Early one morning after a 3 day binge i strapped a saddle and threw a bridle on Aquaman and rode him to Australia and met up with crocodile Dundee.

I hate to think about what happened in the back of his subaru THAT day. 

rofl x 12 

Late one night i dropped some acid and went into the ocean pretending to be a dolphin. Aquaman swam by and a long yellow trail followed him. Now i know what it was!

Nope, that is what fish contrails look like and there it's a fish conspiracy theory that Aquaman is contaminating our oceans with yellow radioactive pee so he and Batman can take over our planet. I read it on the internet so it must be true. :-) 

Late one evening on my ocean trawler the ReekinMystry (dont ask me why it reeked) I baited a 300 pound line with a long john silvers oyster assortment and threw in the line.

Never would i have imagined Aquaman liked oysters but he took the bait, i jerked the pole set the hook and we drug Aquaman all over the Pacific toying with him for hours.

When we tired of the hilarity i cut the line and we darted from the area but could hear him shouting in the distance I'll get you, you Phreek, that wasnt funny.

But we thought it was! 

Everyone pees in the ocean!

That's true.

The real question is where does he poop?

Yeah, especially if he has a case of mud butt, I don't see him swimming several miles back to shore.