Did you know that you can get all the free horse manure you want from the horse stable in Kingwood? 

This is a big deal to you? You obviously aren't married. I get piles upon piles of horse manure every day without leaving the house. 

Any free horses? Lol 

No free horses but good try. :) 

Did you know that you can get all the free horse manure you want?

This is the best news I've heard all day! 

Which thread? 

Which thread?

That's a good zinger!