Let's face it. Lugging around little human larvae is really inconvenient. The little crumb snatchers have a way of getting in the way of life's selfish pleasures. Sometimes mommy wants to take it up the poop chute in a bathroom stall from Mr Right or sometimes Mr Wrong. Why let that little piece of baggage be a buzzkill when all you need is 3-5 minutes of hands on the wall to protect your freshly coifed hair from the nasty bacteria some skank that was there before you left behind? Now Junior can just hang on the stall wall while momma gets the business. Just make sure to hang baby facing the other direction because that's just how mommies convince themselves that no harm came from it.

Baby Hanger