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deal: Weener Kleener Soap $6.52 (reg $8.99) plus free shipping - 3 years ago

Why do you need a special ring of soap to cleanse your stem? Fact is not everyone does. But you nasty, disease prone uncircumcised animals sporting an anteater with a turtleneck need all the help ...

deal: Beauty Lift High Nose Straightener $74 - 3 years ago

Face it. Your nose looks awful. Get yourself together girl! You're just not as pretty as other women and that's why other women hate you too. Straighten that beak this Christmas season with the Beauty...

deal: Kama Sutra Cookie Cutters $11.47 plus free shipping - 3 years ago

If lovin you is wrong Gingerbread Man, I don't want to be right. During the holiday of peace and love, why not let your loved ones take a piece of this lovin? Christmas is the season to know who...

deal: Twirler pasties - $20/pair - 3 years ago

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DEAL: Squatty Potty $24.99 (reg $44.95) - 3 years ago

Poop smarter, not harder. Maybe you're not constipated. Maybe it's your posture. Maybe the real culprit is the inferior design of your porcelain throne. What you need is a 7 inch stool. No, beating...

DEAL: Brazilian Back Hair Removal $15.99 (reg $19.99) + free shipping - 3 years ago

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Deal: Flask Tie Only $25.30 with free shipping (reg $30) - 3 years ago

Are you one of those dorks that walks around with a mug full of water all day? This gift is not for losers like you. Office cubes, nerdy conferences, non-catholic religious weddings, Sunday Mass - ...

Deal: Fresh Balls Lotion 3 pack for $31.05 (Free shipping for orders of $35 or more) - 3 years ago

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Deal: Alligator Pouch Dong Sheath now only $11.27 (free shipping) - 3 years ago

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Baby Hanger $39.99 - 3 years ago

Let's face it. Lugging around little human larvae is really inconvenient. The little crumb snatchers have a way of getting in the way of life's selfish pleasures. Sometimes mommy wants to take it up t...

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