Poop smarter, not harder.

Maybe you're not constipated. Maybe it's your posture. Maybe the real culprit is the inferior design of your porcelain throne. What you need is a 7 inch stool. No, beating Bono's record is not the solution, but maybe it can be the reward. This 7 inch stool helps create the proper anorectal angle of your defecational expulsions. The feces aficionados of the Squatty Potty assert that the proper angle for a proper slow dangle and drop is 35 degrees.



The next time you punish your body with filthy Mexican food or Golden Corral, degrease your colon with ease. Eliminate elimination complications. Don't exacerbate future health issues with needless grunting and pushing of unwanted excremental house guests that only plant the seeds of hemorrhoid growth. If you find yourself clinching, sweating, and groaning only to pinch one off so you can inhale and try another round of deep abdominal distortions, you're working way too hard. Instead, give those veins in your forehead relief and embrace the long term health benefits of Squatty Potty. Pooping with the posture of a caveman using thigh muscles against the lower abdomen is not just for practitioners of the paleo diet.

It's like buying your rectum a juicer. Get the Squatty Potty.




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The next time you punish your body with filthy Mexican food or Golden Corral, degrease your colon with ease. Eliminate elimination complications. Don't exacerbate future health issues with needless grunting and pushing of unwanted excremental house guests that only plant the seeds of hemorrhoid growth. If you find yourself clinching, sweating, and groaning only to pinch one off so you can inhale and try another round of deep abdominal distortions, you're working way too hard. Instead, give those veins in your forehead relief and embrace the long term health benefits of Squatty Potty. Pooping with the posture of a caveman using thigh muscles against the lower abdomen is not just for practitioners of the paleo diet.

It's like buying your rectum a juicer. Get the Squatty Potty.

One of your best works of artistic prose. Well done! 

Oh my! Was on shark tank recently, no? 

Yes, Mutton - it was. And a rather awkward presentation it was! I wonder if that appearance helped or hurt product sales :( 

I laughed thru it all, hard to say... 

They did have a lot of guts... 

This was on Shark Tank a few weeks ago.... 

It works really well! I bought one for myself and all my friends! 

For real? 

Of course! You're getting one, too! 

Lol...I loves you...You are the real deal! 

LMAO!!! I luv you, too! 

KU approved product... Getting setup on this is half the fun. 

I SQUAT FOR NO ONE!!!! unless I really really gotta go... 

Growing up in Japan we always squatted and we didn't wipe with paper we washed with water. I don't see wiping poop off your shoe with a paper towel why would you do it to your butt? 

We now have the adult butt wipes so all is good... 

Accept no substitute.

Dollarshaveclub - One Wipe Charlies

Made with marshmallow herbs ;) 

Tyler, do you have a bidet? How do you access the water? 

Squat he why can't women use them? Is it for men because they're hairier? 

lol 

Mutton, you're the easiest audience! You'll lol just to be nice- :)) 

I wish we had a lol like button!!! 

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Growing up in Japan we always squatted and we didn't wipe with paper we washed with water. I don't see wiping poop off your shoe with a paper towel why would you do it to your butt?







You really don't? Your shoe isn't part of your body. The cleanliness of your shoe isn't anywhere nearly comparable to the cleanliness of the body. Sometimes you have to wipe your shoes off previous to washing.

Wiping may not be as good as washing but it's usually the only option in our culture. 

How you dry off? 

Tyler, do you have a bidet? How do you access the water??

They make all kinds of different ones clean butt


or you can use butt wipes 

I use a chamois. It polishes as it cleans. 

Wiping may not be as good as washing but it's usually the only option in our culture.?

No you just have to look and see what options you have.

Growing up in Japan we had the best potties they heated up in the winter so you didn't have to sit on a cold seat and ones that you programmed to fit you. When we move I plan on getting a potty from Japan when I visit next year. 

This is disgusting. LMAO.