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DEAL: Squatty Potty $24.99 (reg $44.95)

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Tylers Journey 3
GrannyX5 1
Porter Wagoner 1
AwesomeTattooedDragon 6
ATXmom 1
SagaciousSighFiGurl 1
esquala 1
mutton 10
Squatchy 2
aragon 1
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marthas basement --- 6 years ago -

Poop smarter, not harder.

Maybe you're not constipated. Maybe it's your posture. Maybe the real culprit is the inferior design of your porcelain throne. What you need is a 7 inch stool. No, beating Bono's record is not the solution, but maybe it can be the reward. This 7 inch stool helps create the proper anorectal angle of your defecational expulsions. The feces aficionados of the Squatty Potty assert that the proper angle for a proper slow dangle and drop is 35 degrees.

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The next time you punish your body with filthy Mexican food or Golden Corral, degrease your colon with ease. Eliminate elimination complications. Don't exacerbate future health issues with needless grunting and pushing of unwanted excremental house guests that only plant the seeds of hemorrhoid growth. If you find yourself clinching, sweating, and groaning only to pinch one off so you can inhale and try another round of deep abdominal distortions, you're working way too hard. Instead, give those veins in your forehead relief and embrace the long term health benefits of Squatty Potty. Pooping with the posture of a caveman using thigh muscles against the lower abdomen is not just for practitioners of the paleo diet.

It's like buying your rectum a juicer. Get the Squatty Potty.

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Squatty Potty®
is made in the good ole US of A

Also available in bamboo for $69.99 with free shipping (reg $79.99)

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aragon --- 6 years ago -

The next time you punish your body with filthy Mexican food or Golden Corral, degrease your colon with ease. Eliminate elimination complications. Don't exacerbate future health issues with needless grunting and pushing of unwanted excremental house guests that only plant the seeds of hemorrhoid growth. If you find yourself clinching, sweating, and groaning only to pinch one off so you can inhale and try another round of deep abdominal distortions, you're working way too hard. Instead, give those veins in your forehead relief and embrace the long term health benefits of Squatty Potty. Pooping with the posture of a caveman using thigh muscles against the lower abdomen is not just for practitioners of the paleo diet.

It's like buying your rectum a juicer. Get the Squatty Potty.


One of your best works of artistic prose. Well done! 

mutton --- 6 years ago -

Oh my! Was on shark tank recently, no? 

ATXmom --- 6 years ago -

Yes, Mutton - it was. And a rather awkward presentation it was! I wonder if that appearance helped or hurt product sales :( 

mutton --- 6 years ago -

I laughed thru it all, hard to say... 

mutton --- 6 years ago -

They did have a lot of guts... 

GrannyX5 --- 6 years ago -

This was on Shark Tank a few weeks ago.... 

AwesomeTattooedDragon --- 6 years ago -

It works really well! I bought one for myself and all my friends! 

mutton --- 6 years ago -

For real? 

AwesomeTattooedDragon --- 6 years ago -

Of course! You're getting one, too! 

mutton --- 6 years ago -

Lol...I loves you...You are the real deal! 

AwesomeTattooedDragon --- 6 years ago -

LMAO!!! I luv you, too! 

Squatchy --- 6 years ago -

KU approved product... Getting setup on this is half the fun. 

mutton --- 6 years ago -

I SQUAT FOR NO ONE!!!! unless I really really gotta go... 

Tylers Journey --- 6 years ago -

Growing up in Japan we always squatted and we didn't wipe with paper we washed with water. I don't see wiping poop off your shoe with a paper towel why would you do it to your butt? 

mutton --- 6 years ago -

We now have the adult butt wipes so all is good... 

Squatchy --- 6 years ago -

Accept no substitute.

Dollarshaveclub - One Wipe Charlies

Made with marshmallow herbs ;) 

AwesomeTattooedDragon --- 6 years ago -

Tyler, do you have a bidet? How do you access the water? 

AwesomeTattooedDragon --- 6 years ago -

Squat he why can't women use them? Is it for men because they're hairier? 

mutton --- 6 years ago -

lol 

AwesomeTattooedDragon --- 6 years ago -

Mutton, you're the easiest audience! You'll lol just to be nice- :)) 

mutton --- 6 years ago -

I wish we had a lol like button!!! 

SagaciousSighFiGurl (Mod) --- 6 years ago -

Tylers Journey --- 12 hours ago - edit - quote - put user in the ice box - put user in the ice box and remove recent comments - hide comments
Growing up in Japan we always squatted and we didn't wipe with paper we washed with water. I don't see wiping poop off your shoe with a paper towel why would you do it to your butt?







You really don't? Your shoe isn't part of your body. The cleanliness of your shoe isn't anywhere nearly comparable to the cleanliness of the body. Sometimes you have to wipe your shoes off previous to washing.

Wiping may not be as good as washing but it's usually the only option in our culture. 

mutton --- 6 years ago -

How you dry off? 

Tylers Journey --- 6 years ago -

Tyler, do you have a bidet? How do you access the water??

They make all kinds of different ones clean butt


or you can use butt wipes 

Porter Wagoner (Mod) --- 6 years ago -

I use a chamois. It polishes as it cleans. 

Tylers Journey --- 6 years ago -

Wiping may not be as good as washing but it's usually the only option in our culture.?

No you just have to look and see what options you have.

Growing up in Japan we had the best potties they heated up in the winter so you didn't have to sit on a cold seat and ones that you programmed to fit you. When we move I plan on getting a potty from Japan when I visit next year. 

esquala --- 6 years ago -

This is disgusting. LMAO. 

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