Why they didn't call this thing the Crotchodile, we may never know, but that's beside the point.

Works just as good as a manhood...in theory.

Comes in soft polyester...as will you.

One size fits all...yeah, right.

Also great for joggers, unless circumcised.

Alligator Dong Pouch

 

Now, that's a bargain! I should buy it for my son as a gag gift!