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DEAL: Brazilian Back Hair Removal $15.99 (reg $19.99) + free shipping

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marthas basement --- 6 years ago -

Why face the embarrassment of chimpanzees masturbating furiously as they check you out at the zoo, while your more human ancestors are checking out your date?

This is for all you nasty pigs that appear to be only a few generations removed from your knuckle dragging simian ancestors. Whether it's hair curtains on the upper arms, or that filthy bear rug growing on your back and chest, why invite further infestation of body lice drawn to monkeys like you?

Now you can at least create the illusion that you are almost as naturally perfect as the more evolved brethren that walk upright among you. Get rid of that godawful beastly fur with Brazilian Back Hair Removal.

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AwesomeTattooedDragon --- 6 years ago -

awhile back, when I first got in to the beauty business, I did waxing- a man came in and wanted his back waxed- I got about half way thru, and he said he couldn't take anymore- I said how can you stop with half your hair on and half off? he said he's rather have a root canal with no anesthesia! LOL!! 

mutton --- 6 years ago -

lol 

mutton --- 6 years ago -

Crap, basement lady... 

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