Face it. Your nose looks awful. Get yourself together girl! You're just not as pretty as other women and that's why other women hate you too. Straighten that beak this Christmas season with the Beauty Lift Nose Straightener so you can focus your low self esteem on other physical imperfections as soon as you get that godawful snout fixed.
Yes, it may look ridiculous wearing this, but anything is an improvement over that hideous schnoz of yours.