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Cristie 1
Perfection 3
Lillabeth 1
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AwesomeTattooedDragon 1
Quicksilver Messenger Service 9
Dr Aborto 9
BCSKW 1
In AbsentiaW 1
Dorothy Parker 6
SagaciousSighFiGurl 5
SmoochieAndTheBean 8
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tredanis 1
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Dr Aborto --- 1 years ago -

So what is/was your favorite brand?
I was a fan of Durex.

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SagaciousSighFiGurl (Mod) --- 1 years ago -

My eyes! My eyes!



I'm thinking of calling you a D*.....lol 

Laurabeth --- 1 years ago -

Touche! 

Dr Aborto --- 1 years ago -

Touche! 

Never heard of that brand? Is it any good? 

Dr Aborto --- 1 years ago -

One time Trojan was having an online deal to get a free vibrating ring. I ordered it but it said that items like that were illegal in TX, among a few other states.

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Perfection --- 1 years ago -

What are the free ones given out in various school systems for the kids? 

Dr Aborto --- 1 years ago -

What are the free ones given out in various school systems for the kids? 

I dunno. I've gotten free condoms before and the packages weren't labeled. But they were actually a quality product. Kinda like when you go to a no named Gas Station, sometimes their gas will actually be from Chevron or Mobile gasoline, depending on who they get at the time. 

tredanis --- 1 years ago -

who will be the first one of you to CLAIM you NEED Magnums... 

SagaciousSighFiGurl (Mod) --- 1 years ago -

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Lillabeth --- 1 years ago -

Perfection --- 6 min ago - edit - quote - put user in the ice box - put user in the ice box and remove recent comments - hide comments


What are the free ones given out in various school systems for the kids?


I dunno. Why is that your favorite? 

Perfection --- 1 years ago -

The high schoolers in DC claimed they all needed the Magnums - and free too!!! 

Perfection --- 1 years ago -

oldie but goodie 

Dr Aborto --- 1 years ago -

Cool. 

Quicksilver Messenger Service --- 1 years ago -

I used to have make my own out of a car inner tube...LOL 

Dorothy Parker --- 1 years ago -

Sounds painful. :/ 

In AbsentiaW --- 1 years ago -

Reminds me a the episode of "Golden Girls" when Blance convinced the others that they needed to purchase condoms since they were going on a cruise.

Dorothy final gave in and picked out what she wanted. When she went to pay the druggist couldn't determine the price he resorted doing a price check over the PA.

"I need a price check on condoms--the black, giant sized ones. Pack of six."

Can't remember what brand I bought as a kid....probably Trojan since they made the best water balloons. Isn't that kids buy them for today? 

SmoochieAndTheBean --- 1 years ago -

Lol why would it be illegal to have a vibrating ring?? Or was that a joke that went over my head? 

Dr Aborto --- 1 years ago -

Lol why would it be illegal to have a vibrating ring?

Nope, true story. "Vibrators" are illegal in Texas. That's why you seen them advertised as "novelties" at the DVD stores. 

SmoochieAndTheBean --- 1 years ago -

Uh. Whoa. 

Dorothy Parker --- 1 years ago -

Vibrators are illegal in Texas?? Why? 

Dr Aborto --- 1 years ago -

Vibrators are illegal in Texas?? Why? 

Do you really have to ask? 

Quicksilver Messenger Service --- 1 years ago -

Vibrators are illegal in Texas?? Why?

Whole lotta people going to jail!...... 

Dorothy Parker --- 1 years ago -

Yes....I really have to ask....lol.

They have adult stores all over the place, but vibrators are illegal? 

SmoochieAndTheBean --- 1 years ago -

Okay I just checked Wikipedia and it seems like only um... stuff designed to look like human genetalia...is what's illegal. I don't think the ring thing is illegal. 

Dr Aborto --- 1 years ago -

They have adult stores all over the place, but vibrators are illegal? 

Yup! Google Search 

SmoochieAndTheBean --- 1 years ago -

Maybe they think people will lose all interest in procreating and we will die out as a species. 

Quicksilver Messenger Service --- 1 years ago -

I think they are building a

Vibrators - R - Us

where the old Academy was.... 

Dorothy Parker --- 1 years ago -

So, dildos are illegal?

All of those ladies with their Passion Parties are criminals??? Lol! 

SmoochieAndTheBean --- 1 years ago -

Bahahahaha @ The Texas penile code. I can't handle it!! 

SmoochieAndTheBean --- 1 years ago -

Yes Dorothy and so are artificial lady parts!! 

Quicksilver Messenger Service --- 1 years ago -

Bahahahaha @ The Texas penile code. I can't handle it!!

LMFAO.....Texas penile.....that's funny stuff!...... 

SmoochieAndTheBean --- 1 years ago -

Nah apparently the passion parties are okay as long as they keep it under 6 devices. 

Quicksilver Messenger Service --- 1 years ago -

Yes Dorothy and so are artificial lady parts!!

So only part of my inflatable doll is illegal? LOL 

Dorothy Parker --- 1 years ago -

Lol!! What a law.... 

Dorothy Parker --- 1 years ago -

Put panties and a bra on her and you're fine, Quicksilver! :p 

Quicksilver Messenger Service --- 1 years ago -

Put panties and a bra on her and you're fine, Quicksilver! :p

Then I can undress her with my eyes..... 

Quicksilver Messenger Service --- 1 years ago -

Put panties and a bra on her and you're fine, Quicksilver! :p

The edible kind of course.....is that illegal? 

SagaciousSighFiGurl (Mod) --- 1 years ago -

Uh. Whoa.


LMAO. THAT says it all!! LOL LOL 

Quicksilver Messenger Service --- 1 years ago -

Jefferson Airplane.....

Plastic Fantastic Lover...... 

Quicksilver Messenger Service --- 1 years ago -

True story....we were at a party and somehow the subject of comdoms came up.....without thinking, one of the girls said "EWWWW...have you ever tasted one of those?".....the look on her face was priceless after she realized what she said....she turned crimson red and everybody fell out laughing.... 

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