I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts. My name is Ryan. I inherited the user name from the previous Dread Pirate Roberts. The man I inherited it from is not the real Dread Pirate Roberts either. His name was Cummerbund. The real Roberts has been retired 15 years and posting on reddit.

It's time. I'm ready to retire. I need an heir to the name. 

I will take it. My real name is Roberts. 

OMG, my real name is not Roberts...

What you doing? Leaving? 

The real dread owned Silk Road. Online drug dealer, arrested and probably in prison 

If there's a name owner change, I'll have to unhide comments for awhile. 

Dread, your name was Snake Plissken! Are you taking it back? 

How do you feel about ROUS's? 

Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. 

Inconceivable! 

Really? Who cares what your screen name is. Post or don't. Why do you feel the need for a freaking announcement? 

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. 

Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die. 

LOL

 

That mdtnakmotx, can really fuss...