Chinese buffett or prescription pills



DELAND, Fla. (AP) ? A central Florida woman faces petit theft charges after officials say she stuffed seven frozen lobster tails in her pants and walked out of a Publix supermarket without paying for them.

A loss prevention officer at the DeLand Publix told police he watched 30-year-old Nichole Ann Reed put the lobster tails into her pants on Wednesday evening. He says she walked around the store before leaving.

Police found her about an hour later. Reed told them she went to the store with the intention of stealing the lobster tails, which were valued at $83.99. According to a police report, she said she planned to trade the lobster with a friend to get either a Chinese buffet or the prescription pain medication Dilaudid.

She posted $250 bail.


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If she had the fricking bail money why didn't she buy her own dang pills. 

Lobster 

Something tells me that the sensation of having seven lobster tails in her pants was not an unfamiliar experience. 

She be having a hankering for somthing? 

good thing the lobsters weren't alive- 

Warren Peace (Mod) --- 4 min ago - quote - hide comments
Something tells me that the sensation of having seven lobster tails in her pants was not an unfamiliar experience.


Reminds me of a joke...but i don't wanna get iced! 

HAA! it's already funny! 

Seven lobsters walk into to a bar... 

I choose the dilaudid, then eat the lobsters, and go to the Chinese buffet for Fortune Cookies for dessert. 

except she got caught! it would've been easier to buy the Dilaudid, and get high- she would've have lost her appetite! 

Since I'm recovering from a hysterectomy, I'd have to say the Dilaudid. ;) 

So is painkiller this? 

Nevermind, I now know 

She wanted the lobsters to keep her clam company? 

That was bad on soooo many levels DP!! lmao too! 

I do my best, mutton. ;) 

DP- hahahahahhahaahahhaha!! That was good. 

She wanted the lobsters to keep her clam company?


You are SO bad, but funny.

Wonder if she was treated later for frost bite down yonder. 

Hey, at least it wasn't crabs...