Trump Hides Under Desk After Diet Coke Can Opens Loudly
WASHINGTON - In a moment of high drama at the White House on Tuesday morning, Donald J. Trump dove under his desk after a can of Diet Coke opened with an unexpectedly loud sound.
Moments earlier, Trump had pressed a button on his desk, summoning Vice-President Mike Pence to the Oval Office to serve him the frosty beverage.
According to one aide, when Pence opened the can, it made "an unusually loud noise," sending Trump ducking under his desk in a millisecond. At a news conference, minutes later, the press secretary, Sarah Huckabee Sanders, attempted to tamp down speculation that Trump had acted in a cowardly manner during the Diet Coke incident. "The President prudently repositioned himself under his desk in an aggressive crouch," she said. "He was ready for anything."
Pence agreed with her assessment. "The President was putting himself in a position where, if need be, he could defend the entire country against an attack," he said. "I, for one, am honored to serve a man of such valor." The White House physician, Ronny Jackson, also had high praise for Trump. "He has the ability to flee a loud noise of a man half his age," the doctor said.
Snopes says unproven but even if it was proven, BFD, Trumpty DUMP stops someone by his celebrity alone and you're comparing that to taking a measly handgun to an AR-15 battle?
Lol @ Snopes. Unproven, with multiple witnesses saying our Dear President did as printed. That means it's likely true, more than likely, actually. Your Trump Derangement Syndrome is truly messing with your ability to see reality, Joey.
Talking tough sh*t on the internet is no different than in person. Of course I'm serious. If he wants a neutral gym, choose one.
Of course KU mods turn a blind eye to incendiary comments from some. But, say something mean about Melania Trump, and its the ice box... Time to flush the mod toilet...Its full of "Talking tough sh*t on the internet". Posta pleeze