"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me. Aren't you?"

Dustin Hoffman
The Graduate 

"Cosmo, you're gonna die."

Olympia Dukakis
"Moonstruck"

one of about 50 great quotes from that movie...

"and I'm going to come to your funeral in a red dress." -- Cher, in "Moonstruck" 

take the gun leave the cannolis 

"You can't handle the truth" 

sometimes shook up old ladies....... Get cut 

Emp, you stole my line! 

"She's got no case, I pulled out really early on that one..."


~Bill Murray, Kingpin~ 

"When I think of a woman, I think of a man and then pull out reason and accountability." 

What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' n#$$ers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your a##. 

for anyone who hasn't seen On the Waterfront -


I could have been a contender. I could have been somebody - instead of a bum

Some people think the Crucifixion only took place on Calvary. Well, they better wise up!

What kind of saint hides in a church 

"That's right. I've killed women and children. I've killed just about everything that walks or crawled at one time or another. And I'm here to kill you, Little Bill, for what you did to Ned."

Clint Eastwood in the Unforgiven. 

"It just dawned on me that she out ranks you. You know, there's nothing sexier than getting a BJ from a woman that out ranks you." 

"You're so ugly you could be a modern art master piece." 

If you're tangled up, just tango on. 

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. 

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. 

Otter to Flounder in Animal House after they wrecked his brother's car..."you F'd up, you trusted us"

Also same thing this current administration said to the rest of the country 

when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness. So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. 

I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper. It does just fine by itself. 

"What business is it of yours, friendo?" 

Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. 

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.

I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?

( I know I am having way to much fun with this - thanks OP - probably about to get slammed for too many posts) 

"Wherever you go, there you are." 

"you'll shoot you eye out!!" 

"I'll have what she's having." 

Deck the harrs with boughs of horry, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra. 

"I'll have what she's having."?

One of my favorite movies :D

"Are you sure it isn't time for a colourful metaphor?" 

"Cosmo, you're gonna die."


Loretta Castorini: Aw, ma, I love him awful.
Rose: Oh, God, that's too bad. 

Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Ron Burgundy
Anchorman 

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-a$$ bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh!t he is! Hallelujah! Holy sh!t! Where's the Tylenol? 

There's no crying in baseball! 

I carried a watermelon?! 

"I don't wanna end up a lampshade in some creepy apartment."

Seth Rogan's character talking about playing cards with Steve Carrell's character in 40 year old virgin. 

Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.
Clint Eastwood -Outlaw Josey Wales 

How do you shoot women and children? Easy.... don't leed so much. 

How do you shoot women and children? Easy.... don't lead'm so much. 

Yabba-Dabba Do! 

Don't worry Miss, I've got you.
You've got me? Whose got YOU?! 

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! (mostly watch horror flicks)...