Oregon Considers Wall to Keep Out Angry White Men


BURNS, OREGON ?A majority of Oregonians favor building a twenty-foot wall along the border of their state to prevent angry white men from getting in, a poll released on Monday shows.

The survey indicates that Oregonians are fed up with irate male Caucasians pouring into their state and bringing with them guns, violence, and terrorism.

?This used to be such a nice state,? said Oregon State Senator Carol Foyler, a pro-wall lawmaker. ?Since the angry white men came here, parts of it are unrecognizable.?

But even as support for the Oregon wall grows, critics of the proposal say that it does nothing to address the fact that there are already thousands of angry white men living in the state.

Those critics favor forcibly removing the angry white men through mass deportations and resettling them elsewhere, possibly in Texas.

While some argue that the deportation of angry white men would separate them from their families, others believe that their families would be O.K. with seeing them go. 

What You Need To Know About The Oregon Militia Standoff

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During a rally in Oregon for two ranchers convicted of arson, a group of anti-government protesters initiated the armed occupation of a federal building at the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge. Here is everything you need to know about the militia standoff:

Where is the standoff taking place?

The headquarters of Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, future capital of the Free Republic Of America.

How did this start?

Protests began after local ranchers Dwight and Steven Hammond were ordered to return to prison because their time already served for committing arson did not meet minimum-sentencing laws, which, to be fair, often do more harm than good and are certainly worthy of reevaluation.

Who are the ranchers protesting against?

Gub?ment.

Why did the ranchers take over the federal wildlife building?

You big-city folk wouldn?t understand.



How many people are involved in the standoff?

An estimated 150 militia members who would otherwise be armed and spouting anti-government rhetoric somewhere else.

What are the protesters? demands?

$5 million in cash and safe passage to 1874.

Is there legitimacy to their complaints?

Compared to the plight of the Oregon?s nearly extinct short-tailed albatross? Absolutely not.

Who is Ammon Bundy?

An American patriot who is currently living inside a government wildlife building in the middle of Oregon to defend ranchers who burned down 130 acres of federal land.

Are the protesters violent?

They have vowed to only seek a peaceful overthrow of the entire U.S. federal government.

How long are they planning to stay?

As long as their supply of whiskey and bison chili lasts.

What is the militia ultimately hoping to achieve?

Garner enough attention over next few weeks to be brought onstage during rally for a low-polling GOP candidate.

Is the protest going to work?

Nope. 

They have vowed to only seek a peaceful overthrow of the entire U.S. federal government.



LMFAO!!!!! 

What is the militia ultimately hoping to achieve?

Garner enough attention over next few weeks to be brought onstage during rally for a low-polling GOP candidate.



Pubie domestic terrorism at its finest!!!

LMFAO 

Best hashtags are coming out of this that I think will stick to this and all future protests from angry, cammo-wearing ammosexuals.

#YallQaeda
#VanillaISIS 

Oregon 'terrorists' don't plan siege very well, put out plea for snacks and supplies

MORE HILARITY RIGHT HERE


LMFAO! 

All quiet on the PUBIE front. I'd be embarrassed too if I were a pubie.

LMFAO 

Welcome to earlier this morning, Joey. 

Pubie Pimper has arrived. LMFAO Where's the morning thread related to it pimpface? I didn't think so!

It was yesterday's news SFB but these articles are newbies to the shiiit pile of hilarity. 

I guess the revolution will last as long as the Cheetos. 

Nice. More nasty personal attacks.

I really get to you. 

Are there vending machines in the building? 

Are there vending machines in the building?


LMFAO

Whatsername can hand deliver Cheetos when she puts down her Goose.

Pubie Pimper is pathetic and shallow! BAHAHAHAHA Go join 'em, PP SFB!!!!! 

This is what domestic terrorism actually looks like. This is Bill Ayers. He's friends with Barry Obama.

His group, The Weather Underground, bombed the Pentagon and other gov't buildings.

Bill is one of the first sufferers of affluenza.

 

So far, the Oregon interlopers have answered the question, "What happens if you give a revolution and nobody comes?" 

Good Lord. I didn't know I got to Joey this bad.

He mentions me in EVERY post.

Silence from the left on Ayers and his buddy Obama. 

This is what domestic terrorism actually looks like. This is Bill Ayers


I HIT A NERVE!

LMFAO!!!! Go hang out with the pubie pimper as you are a clone!!! 

So far, the Oregon interlopers have answered the question, "What happens if you give a revolution and nobody comes?"


BAHAHAHAHA!!!! Soup and his Faux Followers!!! FAILURE in the biggest sense!!!

Pimpin to nobody!! LMFAO 

Only nerve hit was yours, Joey.

Can you post a bit more in all caps?

I don't think were getting enough passion from you. 

So far, I haven't seen a flashing light within miles of the place.

Maybe just leave them alone. Winter will set in fairly soon. The road to the reserve will not be plowed. Maybe the situation will cool down a little.

They'll probably run out of Doritos. 

Like I said.

They need to do some building burning, looting, rioting, etc.

That gets the medias attention.

Is there not a CVS nearby that needs torching? 

They are already requesting socks and snacks. Any luck they'll either freeze or starve to death. 

If they were black they'd be shot dead already and called thugs by their same hero worshipers today. 

If they were black, it would be a media circus, Jessie Jackson would show up, and be the civil rights issue du jour. 

It's too rural and they can't prevent people from shopping or prevent people from driving. If it doesn't harm the economy or harm people it's not worth it to the movement 

You would hear about it a lot more if they were black so it could sell to people like you who have their prejudices reinforced by your Faux who knows you better than you know yourself.

But in your wingnut brains it's more harmful for people in their own neighborhood to F up their own stuff vs a movement who's stated purpose is to "spark a movement to DEPOSE the government."

Have you guys always been this FN stupid or is it recent???? LOL 

And your wingnut brains see that's it's ok for people to interrupt commerce by preventing shopping, it's ok to put hundreds of people at risk, it's ok to call for the killing of police, it's ok to loot and burn down a neighborhood to further an agenda

Did the left wing nuts always feel this way or is it new? 

Gotcha-so interrupting neighborhood commerce and protesting in the streets is FAR worse than stating that you want to "depose the federal government."

The protesters broke some laws but an attempt at deposing the federal government is more severe, yes, no? 

Go back and read my comments I've said they are idiots. It's the left that keeps saying what the #BLM is doing is ok because it's protest and the ends justifies the means 

The left? Every single left leaning person? Prove it. 

If the building were held by Muslim protesters, or BLM protesters, or anyone other than white males in cowboy hats, every Republican candidate would be calling on the federal government to bomb them into submission. 

yawn I was using your dumb statwment "
Have you guys always been this FN stupid or is it recent???? LOL " lumping everyone together like they agree with these dumb people 

Yawn is right 

I love that ammosexuals has stuck 

They're calling themselves "Citizens for Constitutional Freedom"

That's pretty ironic, given they've committed multiple felonies and treason 

The GOP candidates supported the YallQuaida leader's father last year

Current Republican presidential candidates were among his supporters. Donald Trump praised Cliven Bundy's "spirit, his spunk" on Fox News at the time. Cruz called it a reaction to the "jackboot of authoritarianism." Kentucky Sen. Rand Paul said the group raised a "legitimate constitutional question" about federal overreach, and met with Bundy for 45 minutes.

Rubio and former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush denounced Bundy, saying his actions in 2014 violated the law.

Other Republicans eventually distanced themselves after Bundy's racist remarks about "the Negro." 

That's pretty ironic, given they've committed multiple felonies and treason

So did former Attorney General Eric Holder when he participated in an armed takeover of an ROTC building on a college campus in 1970. Pretty ironic indeed. 

The college declined to prosecute them. It was renamed the Malcom X lounge and Obama later hung out there. Cool story. They didn't threaten to defend themselves with force against the federal government though, did they? 

The college declined to prosecute them. It was renamed the Malcom X lounge and Obama later hung out there. Cool story. They didn't threaten to defend themselves with force against the federal government though, did they?

It's an idiotic story. Take over a Navy ROTC building and the Deans office of a University in a 5 day armed standoff just to have it renamed the "Malcolm X Lounge"? Such a noble cause DERP. Also, an armed takeover of any government facility would constitute one's resolve to use force to defend oneself. That doesn't need verbal proclamation. 

What are your accomplishments?