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Don't trust split-tails

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The Awe Inspiring JoelleDrees 1
SoupIsGoodFood 8
jackass 1
Hiro Protagonist 1
AwesomeTattooedDragon 6
idontplaynice 1
SagaciousSighFiGurl 10
Miss Understanding 3
Joe Blow 10
Sharticus 2
Emperor of Kingwood 4
Markster 5
Prolix Raconteur 5
Zapper009 1
fuzz81 9
PaperBoy 1
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PaperBoy --- 316 days ago -

Ever since Adam and Eve females of all ages have, for any number of reasons, desired to destroy a male, when it is not possible to actually murder a man and get away with it. And when murder isn't feasible, the female concocts to destroy a male's life. In today's psychotic society the popular craze among females is to destroy a man's life by ruining his job. Their chosen method is to accuse him of being too male in her presence.

Any male who is accused of being too male in the presence of a female must fight back. Never resign. Never admit guilt. Refuse the lies and distortions.

Needless to say, the best way to avoid a psychotic female from making a complaint is to avoid any situation she might try to use against you. Never let your guard down around a female. Never be so foolish as to let them fool you into thinking she can be trusted. Never think a female is 'one of the guys.' They are not. Never trust a woman. And never give up your job because of a female... who wants you out of your job so that a female might be chosen to replace you.

The ancient female-declared war on males is ever ongoing. Never be stupid to think it has been ended by any female less you one day realize you have been set up for a big fall, even years into the future. 

AwesomeTattooedDragon --- 316 days ago -

Yes, yes, yes! If you're really wise, you'll only have sex with other males! They're the only ones you can trust! Go gay or go home, paper boy! 

The Awe Inspiring JoelleDrees (Mod) --- 316 days ago -

What in the world...? 

idontplaynice --- 316 days ago -

First of all, women aren't "split-tails" - that's just derogatory.

Second of all, you are over-generalizing. There are good and bad in all kinds of people, regardless if they're male, female, Black, White, homosexual, straight, etc.

I think this rant might be because you got burned recently by a woman. That points to either a) you poor choice in picking female companions, or b) you were legitimately a victim of a female who sought to harm you personally.

Both situations occur all the time in life. Complaining about women is like complaining about rainy weather. 

SagaciousSighFiGurl (Mod) --- 315 days ago -

At some point, you gotta laugh.

Ever since Adam and Eve, men have ruled the world. They hold far more management jobs, power and high positions in every place you look whether its corporate America, Congress, Senate or the Fortune 500. Political leaders are overwhelmingly male. Business leaders and industry heads are almost all male. Except probably admin, lol, males rule.

Let's look at prisons. Does anyone ever wonder WHY the prisons are like 92% male?? Why are the rapists, drug dealers, murderers, domestic violence abusers, organized crime heads overwhelmingly male? Why?

The op isn't new. He hates that men are looking bad bc they are admitting what has been going on forever and which was previously denied. So instead of realizing we need to change somethings, he chooses to say women have always been "after" men. There has been a very distinctive power shift and THAT is what this is all about.

Shaking in his boots with fear at the teeny tiny momentary power shift. There's nothing that scares this kind of man more than loss of power. This kind needs the upper hand bc well, that's the way it's always been.

To sit back and criticize people who have been violated, even when perps confess, takes a special kind of retarded thinking.


I can't help it, I picture the OP in diapers, holding a bottle. Come on, let's discuss this. Don't make one post and run away, there is so much more fun to be had. 

Emperor of Kingwood --- 315 days ago -

Rules for working with women in the office.

1. DO NOT compliment her on her attire or looks in general.
2. DO NOT ever initiate or accept a hug from a female.
3. DO NOT stand any closer than 3 feet from a female.
4. DO NOT see ANY woman alone in your office with the door shut.
5. Always record any private conversation with a woman in the work place.
6. DO NOT give her a less than good performance review even if she deserves it.
7. DO NOT tell her any joke of any kind.
8. DO NOT hold her to the same standard of productivity as you would an equally qualified male. 

Emperor of Kingwood --- 315 days ago -

you'll only have sex with other males! They're the only ones you can trust!

Na, its just been reduced to haveing to have a contract in advance. Or, better yet, celibacy. 

SagaciousSighFiGurl (Mod) --- 315 days ago -

Emp, most of the stuff on that list is a good idea. But the performance review?? Lol 

SagaciousSighFiGurl (Mod) --- 315 days ago -

"desired to destroy a male, when it is not possible to actually murder a man and get away with it. "


The vast majority of murderers are again, MEN. Shall I post prison stats? Murder victim stats?

Come back and fight like a man. LOL 

fuzz81 --- 315 days ago -

Let's look at prisons. Does anyone ever wonder WHY the prisons are like 92% male?? Why are the rapists, drug dealers, murderers, domestic violence abusers, organized crime heads overwhelmingly male? Why?

Can you tell me why 99% of the prisoners are christians? 

Joe Blow --- 315 days ago -

I can't help it, I picture the OP in diapers, holding a bottle.





WOW. If I ever attacked a poster like that I'd get iced. So would Fuzz. So would Mark. 

Prolix Raconteur --- 315 days ago -

Can you tell me why 99% of the prisoners are christians?

That would be interesting if it was remotely true. Don't think there's a whole lot of religion going on in those circles. 

AwesomeTattooedDragon --- 315 days ago -

Do you actually believe that the OP is a real person? I assumed it was a bored kid with nothing better to do! I had a good laugh when I read it! 

Miss Understanding --- 315 days ago -

YES their a real person. Are you suggesting they're a Russian bot?????? 

AwesomeTattooedDragon --- 315 days ago -

Now I have to wonder if you're a real person! A Russian bot on KU! LOL! 

Joe Blow --- 315 days ago -

Don't trust split-tails



That's a vulgar term for a woman. Is this bot on ice or is it cool unless you attack a specific woman here? 

AwesomeTattooedDragon --- 315 days ago -

joey, this has to be a joke- probably because you chase a particular female person around on here, someone decides to take it REALLY far- (of course, there's also the icebox 5- LOL) 

SagaciousSighFiGurl (Mod) --- 315 days ago -

Oh the irony, LOL. Hahaaaa 

Joe Blow --- 315 days ago -

because you chase a particular female person around on here,



Are you referring to the biased split tail?

LMFAO 

Zapper009 --- 315 days ago -

Maybe we should address the op as "split brain?...lol

Maybe NOT - that assumes that the op has a brain... 

AwesomeTattooedDragon --- 315 days ago -

HA! 

Sharticus --- 315 days ago -

it's just been reduced to having to have a contract in advance

Contract scene Cherry 2000 

Sharticus --- 315 days ago -

Back story if you never saw the movie. Men have pretty much given up on all the BS with dating real women and have completely switched over to sex robots (i.e. The Cherry 2000) in the future. Being with a real woman requires an attorney and an agreed upon contract of what can happen. The attorneys set up tables in the bars. 

SagaciousSighFiGurl (Mod) --- 315 days ago -

Go get your bots. We will finally be off the hook. Lol lol.

That's just what you need. That way all you have to do is clap your hands and she'll lay down for ya. 

fuzz81 --- 315 days ago -

That would be interesting if it was remotely true. Don't think there's a whole lot of religion going on in those circles

https://www.statista.com/statistics/234653/religious-affiliation-of-us-prisoners/ 

Emperor of Kingwood --- 314 days ago -

Being with a real woman requires an attorney and an agreed upon contract of what can happen.

They're just too much trouble. But, here's a fact. Men give love to get sex and women give sex to get love. 

Prolix Raconteur --- 314 days ago -

That would be interesting if it was remotely true. Don't think there's a whole lot of religion going on in those circles

https://www.statista.com/statistics/234653/religious-affiliation-of-us-prisoners/


Well, math am hard. That site clearly shows that around 65% of prisoners are loosely associated with Christian beliefs, not 99%. Hell, it says 10% are non religious and 10% are Muslim. 

SagaciousSighFiGurl (Mod) --- 314 days ago -

I'm not playing Fuzz's deflection games.


He didn't answer the question, bc he can't. 

SoupIsGoodFood --- 314 days ago -

LOL............. poor Fuzzball. 

Miss Understanding --- 314 days ago -

Go get your bots. We will finally be off the hook.


Speak for yourself missie. I happen to really enjoy sex 

Miss Understanding --- 314 days ago -

Also Sagacous sounds like nag on the other convo with the 'how many times have I told you' It might explain the lack of sexing. HAHA 

Joe Blow --- 314 days ago -

I'm not playing Fuzz's deflection games.


He didn't answer the question, bc he can't.?





He can't argue with you because once he gets you ticked off you ice him. SSDD

LMFAO 

fuzz81 --- 314 days ago -

He didn't answer the question, bc he can't.?

Because most criminals are male christians 

Joe Blow --- 314 days ago -

Because most criminals are male christians?




Read it and weep cause it is TRUTH.

On another note we are looking forward to the LilJay light show. Someone there posted that "I SO enjoy your display and come by every year! "

Want to come see the display with me, baby. I'll give you a ride. It'll be the best ride you ever had. 

Joe Blow --- 314 days ago -

Unhose me and we can chat. 

Prolix Raconteur --- 314 days ago -

Because most criminals are male christians

So which is it? "Most" or "99%"? Seems a moving target. 

fuzz81 --- 314 days ago -

Don't think there's a whole lot of religion going on in those circles

Which is it? Not a whole lot, or 90% with religious affiliations? 

SoupIsGoodFood --- 313 days ago -

Moving target. 

SagaciousSighFiGurl (Mod) --- 313 days ago -

God rest ye Merry Gentlemen, let nothing you dismay! Remember Christ our Savior was born on Christmas Day! To save us all from internet trolls when they have gone astray!!
🎹🎹🎹🎼🎼🎼🎹 

Joe Blow --- 313 days ago -

Anyone who has a different opinion than SSFG she considers a "troll" and therein lies the problem here. 

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